Apples on a Stick.

loversbynight @ 2007-07-25T23:03:00

2007-07-25T15:21:24Z

I suddenly find myself hating so many people so many things.

The classmates, the teachers, the system, the strangers, the just-mets, the family, the friends, different opinions, life, school, myself.
I'm not even pmsing.

Why are almost all the teachers so damnit fucked up? So much for "aj has good teachers" good my Fat Arse ah. Good is st.nicks, not this crap.
And why do some people just have it all? Rich, brains, looks, everything!

And i can't even donate blood 'cuz i've veins invisible to the naked eye? Or maybe i actually don't even have veins, and am already dead and all this stuff are fake and just my ohsocreative imagination.
Bet it's all in my head that everyone around knows i exist, but actually, are living without me in their lil' happy perfect real world.

You'll probably never understand how much you irk me. Your know-it-all-ness and being such a secret snob and OPEN teacher's pet. I don't gettit, why the fuck isn't anyone seeing what i see? Are they all blind? Blind to your actions and words and everything else that disgust me senseless.
Why do everybody think you smart, pretty etc yadayada. Like seriously, you're nothing more than a fake, a two-faced liar, know-it-all, secret mugger and suck up, trying so hard to fit in, stepping on people just to reach the top & putting people down just so you'll shine. What's the point?
I may sound like a big pot of vinegar but my conscience is clear when i say that even though my life suck balls, i would give up the world NOT to be you. Pathetic.

(No i'm not talking about anyone who knows of this blog's existence)
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Yesterday Once Again.

loversbynight @ 2007-07-08T20:23:00

2007-07-08T12:56:20Z

I'm so proud of myself :)
For finding a pretty layout, and editting a little and making it look uhhh prettier? Hahah.
Yay :)

Signed up for OCIP! :) 15days in thailand with the class bunch. Fun to death lah.
I'm quite confident that all of us will pass the stupid interview for the simplest reason that they want 60students, BUT less than 60 have signed up.
Haha. Ok cool, i wanna go build houses!!
And even though rabbit & iguana & other neighbourclass people who are like DAMNDAMNDAMN annoying, are going, IT'S OK.
36/07 will make up for their presence :)

I took about 8hours plus to finish Nineteen Minutes.
(Shankew Ho, for the recommendation heehee)

Haha it's really damn good :)

In nineteen minutes, you can mow the front lawn, color your hair, watch a third of a hockey game. In nineteen minutes, you can bake scones or get a tooth filled by a dentist; you can fold laundry for a family of five.

Nineteen minutes is how long it took the Tennessee Titans to sell out of tickets to the play-offs. It's the length of a sitcom, minus the commercials. It's the driving distance from the Vermont border to the town of Sterling, New Hampshire.

In nineteen minutes, you can order a pizza and get it delievered. You can read a story to a child or have your oil changed. You can walk a mile. You can sew a hem.

In nineteen minutes, you can stop the world, or you can just jump off it.

In nineteen minutes, you can get revenge.

A lifetime of hurt in one act of vengeance.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEST(:

2007-07-02T13:24:28Z

Out with the ol' gang today :D

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I'll be there for you

When the rain starts to pour

I'll be there for you

Like i've been there before

I'll be there for you

Cuz you're there for me too

No one could ever know me

No one could ever see me

Seems you're the only one who knows

What it's like to be me

Someone to face the day with

Make it through all the rest with

Someone i'll always laugh with

Even at my worst,

I'm best with you :)

:D
Do refer to the other blog too k. HAHA

loversbynight @ 2007-07-01T21:13:00

2007-07-01T14:34:05Z

Look at Yinqi&Eric HAHA.

:D

Weimian & his wife
Hehhehe

"Wanxin is transforming!"

Seeeeeee frowning again.

Ha making Gwen jealous only haha. My hair is hideous ):

:)

Then Weixian decides to cut me off.

Squatters' settlement. Haha

FAMILY PORTRAIT EHHH ;D

Look. At. Gwen hahahahahahhaahah

The banana he choked on.

Strawberry galssss

:D

Ohyeah. I went to ChristTheKing for mass this morning. And they gave us some annual report thing, and there was a very interesting story innit:

One day, the father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the express purpore of showing him how poor people live. They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.

On their return from the trip, the father asked his son,

"How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."

"Did you see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," said the son.
"So, tell me, what did you learn from this trip?" asked the father.

The son answered,

" I saw that we have one dog and they had four.
We have a pool that reaches the middle of our garden, and they have a creek that has no end.
We have imported lanterns in our garden and they have the stars at night.

Our patio reaches to the front yard and they have the whole horizon.

We have a small piece of land to live on and they have fields that go beyond our sight.

We have servants who serve us, but they serve others.

We buy our food, but they grow theirs.
We have walls around our property to protect us, they have friends to protect them."

The boy's father was speechless.

Then his son added, " Thanks Dad, for showing me how poor we are."

:D I think it's damn cool haha.

My Sister is back from camp and she's irritating :(
I had so much fun sleeping alone. Ugh hahah go back to your no.2 lah you.

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And i realize it's tiring maintaining two blogs.

loversbynight @ 2007-06-29T23:34:00

2007-06-29T15:35:52Z

Hahah second blog which is linkable>
http://strangersbyday.blogspot.com

All i'm asking you, is don't write me off just yet

2007-06-29T10:14:53Z

I finally watched Music&Lyrics today :)
It's like :D :D :D Lurrvvve it k.
I never knew Hugh Grant could sing/play piano! :)
And he has so much chemistry with DrewBarrymore it's so cute!

Hahah i've been watching so many nice shows recently, happyness lah haha.

And Rob-B-Hood. The Jackiechan steal-the-baby show. There're so many stars innit man! LouisKoo, CharleneChoi, NicholasTse, & DanielWu aka the gay. HAHHA
And the baby Matthew, is LURRRRVE :D
If my babies would be as cute as him, i'd give birth to 20 and sell 15 of them off MWUAHHA!!!!!!
Ok kidding heh.

:D
(I realise he wears a beanie 90% of the time)

Lit was... ugh i dunno. Theme of Death. Haha yeah death is who i shall meet when the results come back yo.

Well, i saw LLWR today, after.. 5weeks!!!! His hair is much longer and he looks better (thought it wouldn't be possible, but seeee impossible is nothing! haha).
Yinqi couldn't stop squealing can. "HE'S SO SHUAI OMGGG!!!"
HAHAHAH. But,,,
MINE!
MINE!
MINE!!!!!!!
ALLMINEALONGWITHOPTIONAL.
:)

Anyway Jolene went back to school today to collect her cert. Shame. I was already watching my second dvd at home. Aiyo she's damn good at choosing a bad time man, hahaha.

Oh i realise that when Dior&i msg each other, we just talk about our own things. It's not really a two-way convo kinda thing. Haha quite funny sia.

Mahjong + Chompchomp tmr. I bet they are all damn eggcited to see me and be in my presence. Yes, Yinqi? :D

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I've been living with a shadow overhead
I've been sleeping with a cloud above my bed
I've been lonely for so long
Trapped in the past, I just can't seem to move on

I've been hiding all my hopes and dreams away
Just in case I ever need 'em again someday
I've been setting aside time
To clear a little space in the corners of my mind

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love

I've been watching but the stars refuse to shine
I've been searching but I just don't see the signs
I know that it's out there
There's got to be something for my soul somewhere

I've been looking for someone to shed some light
Not just somebody just to get me throught the night
I could use some direction
And I'm open to your suggestions

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart again
I guess I'm hoping you'll be there for me in the end

There are moments when I don't know if it's real
Or if anybody feels the way I feel
I need inspiration
Not just another negotiation

All I want to do is find a way back into love
I can't make it through without a way back into love
And if I open my heart to you
I'm hoping you'll show me what to do
And if you help me to start again
You know that I'll be there for you in the end
<3

I thought i won't never get so fucking irritated with you once again. I was so damn wrong. Stop prying into my life, stop asking questions that are none of your business, stop saying "Lies" when i answer the damned questions, stop judging me by the fact that i'm in a jc, & stop annoying me on msn and forcing me to appear offline. I feel so nasty and mean. But I realize that sometimes, two people's characters can be so vastly different that they can't even talk for more than Awhile. Too bad.

loversbynight @ 2007-06-28T16:42:00

2007-06-28T08:51:20Z

Zoe is the red one. And topic being Optional :)
HE ISH SO CUTE :D

if you become his girlfriend or something, you must feed him damm alot.
hahahah.he nibbled on:
his zuo wen paper.
!!!!!! : D we can feed each other.
his listening paper.
WHAT.
his pen.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
and he was smelling his calculator like he was considering to eat it.
wah seriously.
hahahahhahahahaahahahha!
i dont think you want to eat the stuff he eats.
SMELLING?????
hahahhaha.
yeah!
so......weird.
mhm i'm trying to imagine him smelling it.
HAHAHA SO CUTE LAH.
he was so distracting during my chinese paper.
and halfway thru he took out his calculator and started playing games.
O.O
WHY.WERE.YOU.LOOKING.AT.HIM.HUH!
then he play and play, suddenly look at the clock, got a shock then he keep his calculator and continue writing.
hahahah.
OMG.
he was few seats away from his and i finished alreadly so i was people watching.
hahah.
SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
ohgay.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
unfair i wanna see
hahaha
and why the fuck he bring calculator in
hahaha.yeah.
hahah.EXACTLY!
and he opened the door for nearly half the cohort.
super funny.
REALLLY.
OMGGGGG.
HAHHAHA
so he just stand that like a goon and hold the door??????
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i will hold it with him(:
hahaha.and he carries his bag weirdly.
hahahah/
like ard his neck when he was holding the door.
WTF OHMYGOD HE'S SO CUTE ((:
yeah.
i was like laughing then i was thinking if wanxin was here it'll be really funny.
hahhah.

U GRADE x5.

2007-06-27T15:19:57Z

I thought the Maths paper was bad. Then after i got the Geog paper,........ Maths seem so mild. Haha. I'm fucked lah.
And it's not those kinda modest/ exaggerating/ say i'm gonna fail but wouldn't/ fake stuff just wanna keep safe. It's like, i am fucked.

:(

But looking on the brighter side, at least i can take a breather now :)
Only lit on friday left. Which is gonna be another fuuuuuck, but never mind that now.

Watched abit of TheNewWorld on HBO, it's so.. bad to watch. Annoying director.
Then 200pounds beauty. Omg that show is good stuff k. Haha i cried so much. But it's bad influence in a way. I feel like going for plastik surgery now :s
The korean girl is SO GORGEOUS.

NannyMcPhee on HBO! Hahha nice, i like :)
It's so freakin' awww.
I like shows where there are big families.
And their houses are like huge, cosy, messy & ugly.

Mhm :)

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And since i'm oh-so-freee now (kinda), i decided to post the overoveroverdued Yunnan photos :)

CAUTION: Don't not click on the link below unless you're damn bloody free. I uploaded about 90 pictures haha.
Youve been warned ah.

Woohoo.

36/07 :)

Gracie Pok White Hair AKA ppppartner

Lousy hotel no.1

Zee Bus

Group 2!

I don't know where this is, but i rmb cowdung smells

Ewwww Yinqi & Samatha HAHA

Me YingXuan Grace :)

Bollywood sia :D

DAMN POOR THING RIGHT :((

Ok this is a park. And there are.. 2345 mahjong tables.

View from lousy hotel no.1

HAHA SILKWORM EH.

School no.1

Flower in school no.1

Coca-cola factory!

My twin.

Bball match in school no.1!

EW I SEE THE POSER.

Heh Jolene so cute

Zzzzz

Beri Beri fierce doggies.

<3!

Zzzzz

Zzzzz..?

Zzzzzz + snores. HAHA

Zzzzzz

Zzzz. (Ok i know i'm nasty for snapping pictures when people are sleeping. But whenever i'm high, they're all asleep, so i've nothing to do!)

HAHAHAHAHAHA (Mang Guo, Ping Guo, Xi Gua, Li Zi & Xiang Jiao)

Twwwist

Benson FREAKIN' GAY PLEASE.

Oooh ooooooooh ^^

=)

:D

School no.2. NICE RIGHT.

Hahah so kawaii.

Volleyball match. Our arse kana kicked sia.

School no.3. HUGE SHITE.

LOL.

Weixian with pingpong bat & ball.

Vrrooomvroooom. See, toldja the other photo wasn't the only one ;)

Underground cave place.. thingy.

Jolene & Yinqi

Grace & i haha.

;D

HAHA Gwen & Char!

Can use this to blackmail Weixian.

Karmun (&pimple hehheh)

We damn cool lar.

"F4"
(Ehhhh i can't rmb who is who!!!!)

My sumo / scandalous part / fan shu! :)

Gwennnny and the umbrella i wanted to get. hahahha

We were the fastest to climb this 3467698259404391steps of stairs.
EEEEHAR! Ok actually got a few wannabes in side *glares*

REAL fast ones being Me, Grace, Gwen, Zhenkai, Weixian.

Freaking high up.

Classic. " Eric U Suck" :D

Char Yinqi Zhenkai HAHAHAHAHA. I love this photo.

Lil' wooden boat ride. Which was very x10 pointless.

One of the 3 famous pagodas. And two lil' unidentified fuckers in the middle.
-.- ruin my picture.

Group photo! "Zhu Rou Fei Bu Fei?" :)

FAN SHU association.

See the "bridge" made by the nike jacket? That's our table/ bridge for cardgames on the bus ;)

Erica!

Zzzzzz. Aw so schweet.

From the ship.

Niceeee hotel no.2!

Loads of mirrors around <3

The super hairy bull :D

Smelly poop-ing horses.

People who smelt horsie poo.

HEEHEEHEEEEH.

Emperor with hips.

Emperor with uhhh wives, concubines, daughters, sluts(COUGHS) and oh yah MOTHER. Hahahha

Lousy taupok.

:D

Check out those tightly knitted brows. >:S

2 down, 3 to go.

2007-06-26T11:03:34Z

Ha i just realised that it's damn shiok to only have 5papers to sit for.
Last year it would be, 2 down 10 to go or something.
Now it seems so.. :)

Other than the fact that i won't be able to write anything down on my paper for Maths. And I've read through only the physical part for geog, and not human.
And Maths + Geog are tmr.
AAAH :X

Econs & Gippy were.. i don't know what to say.

But like i told Leeleexuan, Always look on the bright(er) side of life.
Yeah the ER added, cuz that's nothing bright around here.
Zzzzzzzzzzz ._.

The King&I! Is it the same as Anna&theKing? Cuz there was something about a thai emperor + british governess. Or something. Mhm ok whatever.
Good company, so show shouldddd rightfully be good.
If not i shoot.

(And because there weren't enough seats for all of us, some went to ask MrQuek to open two more seats, and he did, FOR GWEN&JOLENE. Then two stupid indian girls went to sign up. WHAT THE FUCK???)

Shall go & try to mug geog. I musn't fail :( :( :( :( :(
I CAN'T!!!!!

(My Sister has just gone for NUS FASS camp, & I Don't Miss Her, noone to disturb me sia hahaahhaahah)

I'm not trying to avoid you,
Just don't wanna hear your voice
When you call me up so often,
I don't really have a choice
You're talking like you know me
And wanna be my friend
But that's really too late now,
I won't try it once again
You may think that I'm loser,
That I don't really care
You may think that it's all forgotten,
But you should be aware
Cause I've learned to get revenge
And I swear you'll experience that some day

HENRY CAN'T LEAVE ARSENAL DAMNIT.

2007-06-24T11:55:53Z

<3 :)
Thankew Dan for the "introduction" haha!

Ok CTs, are, here!
Not really. More like tomorrow. But sama sama. U grades :(

Went for maths tuition today, and HAHA the tutor Hates Eric and called him cocky.
LOL.

CTs are gonna start tmr, and they'll end pretty quickly too i'm sure :) Then we can have MahRay! fun & sing in the sun and uhhh have nice long naps and prepare a bonfire for our report cards. SOUNDS SO FAB I CAN'T WAIT LAH.

And in the meantime i NEED. to go and try to tackle Econs, Gippy & Geog.
All in the name of fun & because single digits ain't pretty.
D;

Sometimes time will treat you bad,
Before you even know what's wrong,
and in the end it hits you hard,
please tell me you'll be strong

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEEYL!

2007-06-23T12:08:06Z

Ok i have to study now but I NEED TO SAY THIS BEFORE I GO,
Yinqi. Is. Smart.

Happy Birdday SERHW & KARINAW! :D

2007-06-22T14:41:38Z

STUDIED WITH YINQI WEIXIAN ERIC. WE WENT TO NYP FOR LUNCH. THEN GWEN & CHARMAINE CAME AND JOINED US. BENSON IS THE TEACHER, ALL HAIL, SO SMART OK. AND WEIXIAN IS QUITE A NICE MATHS TEACHER LAH. WE INVENTED A NEW THING FOR YINQI, WW (winwin). I LURBBES INVENTING STUFF WITH GWEN. CHARMAINE IS THE MOST UNDISTRACTABLE ONE HAHA. ERIC IS ENERMY WITH MY CURRENT MATHS TUTOR. WHAT A SMALL WORLD.

OH and what a small world reminds me, Jen knows Gwen & Anna knows Jolene! Like :O.. What a small world.

(Why was i typing in caps? CUZ LAZY CHANGE SIA)

I did the loveprediction thingy again. Optional. Mhm, not bad k. Haha :D

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I haven't been coming online cuz it makes me feel guilty. Somehow spending 2hrs stoning with my legs on the table feels leaves me less guilt-ridden compared to spending 2hours talking to Zee new friends.

But i had to print geog pdf notes today, under the influence and scare from Yinqi / Gwen / Charmaine.

And i ended up asking Yinqi to send me a program that decides according to your name, what occupation is most suitable.
And asking for blog urls.

Just for gags:

Huang Wan Ting - Mime Artist

Jennifer Ip - Professional Tramp

Merisa Cheong - Teaching Pensioners to Drive

Ho Peiyu - Soap Actor (ie. River City)

Lim Shuyu - Dog Walker

Dior Lee Xuan - Fluffy Bunny Trainer

Ser Huiwen - President

Theodora Fang - Topless Model

Ng Yuhan - Paleantologist

Zhang Biyan- Quiz Show Contestant

Danielle Koh - Jungle Explorer

Lee Yiling - Anything except what you're doing now

Karina Wong - Emperor of all the world

Anthea Quay - Muppet Impersonator

Heng Yinqi - Insurance Fraudster

Gwendolyn Lim - Top Gun Pilot

Charmine Wee -Dodgem Driver

Ong Weixian - Lap Dancer

Eric Khor - Air Steward

Benson Siow- Street Sweeper

Huang Wanxin - Porn Star

Swear i didn't make any up :D

Update:
D'you notice that most of the jobs are like ?!?!wtf, 'cept for the two birthday girls? (ie President & Emperor of the world)

Tell me all the things that I Wanna Hear

2007-06-20T15:58:20Z

"IT'S GONE"
"OMFG"
-Sister.

Yes, the entry i just typed out POOOOOF vanished :) Into thin air like uh.. vapour.
Ok whatever.

This was the main point of the entry anyway:

"I feel like jst leaving everything to fate and my stupid head. "
-Dior

And the rest of the post was like @#$%^&* heeheehaahaaa nonsense rubbish.
Ok bye.

Tell me all the things that I Wanna Hear

2007-06-20T15:55:24Z

"I feel like jst leaving everything to fate and my stupid head."
-Dior.

CTs = SHIIIIIIT.
I'm gonna die i'm gonna die i'm gonna die x10.

But ohwell, optimism never killed anyone didit? Hell, i'm gonna ace my CTs ha!

.... Ok i sound like i've split personality or something. I can think in sentences. Like throw random stuff in.
This is the strangest post ever.

I'm dying inside.

Instead of studying, i painted my fingernails twice, toenails once, trimmed my brows, experimented with mascara, napped x2, bathed x3 (weather freakin' suxxxx), applied sweetsmelling lotion & licking abit off (bitter.)

Oh but i went for Econs tuition in the morning. With uhhhhh 3rjcians T_T
The tutor seems to be going slightly faster than usual. I wonder why huh? And i think about 2 more rjcians are gonna join the group. Grrrreat. Where you, Theo? :(

My Sister says i sound like an airhead on my blog. How Dare You.

(She just called me "xiao mei mei" eeeeeeew)
(I know you're reading this, GO WATCH ZhongJiYiBan, YESSSSSS)

I'm dead meat.
No, fats. I'm dead fats.

What the Fark??

2007-06-19T09:40:25Z

Omg this is disgusting i'm going to throw up. Freaked, out.

Sweet Sugar Candyman

2007-06-18T17:38:01Z

1. Find two straws, preferably with wide tubes. Sip some soda up and spray it on the person next to you. Pretend nothing happened.

2. Don't go to the dining hall. Live there and never leave. When people come in, harass for news of the outside world and tell them how the dining hall needs new ketchup.

3. Before eating, say grace. Punctuate by slamming your face into your food.

4. After obtaining your food, proceed to throw it out the nearest window. Turn to the person nearest to you and say, "Wow! Did you ever see [name of dish] fly like that before?"

5. Hide behind the milk dispenser. Moo every time someone gets milk.

9. Stand in line for the food. After getting your food, smear it over your clothes and return to the end of the line. Repeat.

11. Instead of getting a fork, knife, and spoon, get three spoons. Cut your meat with them and pretend not to notice.

12. Do not to use glasses. Anytime you feel like having a drink, go up to the liquid dispenser, wrap your mouth around it, and press the button. Complain that it goes too fast.

14. Stand next to the salad bar. Every time someone reaches for some food, yell, "Hey!" and shake your head.

17. Ask how the lettuce was killed. After the initial pause of confusion, shake your head angrily and yell, "What about vegetables?! Don't they have rights too?!"

18. Grab a big handful of whatever it is you're eating and shove it into your neighbor's face. Offer him or her a bite.

19. Get your food and sit down. Count out loud the number of grains of rice you received, starting again every once in a while. When you're done, go up to the server and tell him or her how you were cheated out of 8 grains and proceed to make a scene.

21. When they're not looking, empty your bladder into an empty glass. Show contents to everyone and say, "This apple juice tastes funny. Here. Try some."

22. Every time someone takes a bite of their food, laugh uncontrollably. Stop suddenly and warn everyone not to laugh. Then take a bite of yours while giving everyone an evil eye.

24. Get some clean plates and empty glasses. Sit down and stare them down.

25. During the meal, yell out, "Oh my gosh! It's still alive!" Grab your knife and start hacking at the meat.

26. Dress in clothes with lots of pockets. When you're in the dining hall, stuff them with all the food you can find. Waddle out of the dining hall, but on the way out, remark how the dining hall never has enough food.

32. Yell to someone walking by, "I'll take two hot dogs, and my son will have some peanuts."

33. After getting all your food, sit down. Start arranging your food alphabetically, from left to right. Ask the person next to you whether you should put orange juice under "o" or "j."

35. Get a large container and fill it with milk. Pour its contents into the cereal dispenser. Dispense cereal. Complain about how you always get too much milk.

36. Go up to someone you don't know and say, "Can I toast your buns?"

37. Talk to your food. Tell it to quit complaining or else you'll chew more.

38. Find and remove all the green Froot Loops from the cereal dispenser. Then announce to everyone that you're charging a nickel for each green Froot Loop. If they refuse, tell them that they're not real Froot Loop eaters.

39. Stand where everyone empties their trays. Offer to eat everything unfinished.

42. Spill your drink and tray on a person and run off.

44. Find a full table. Ask, "Is anyone sitting under there?" Proceed to eat beneath the table. Ask for amenities such as napkins and ketchup. Comment on how nice everyone's shoes look.

45. If sitting with someone with whom you're romantically interested, complain how the setting isn't very romantic. Apologize. Then give a look of resolve and proceed to smash all the lights in the dining hall. Sit back down and remove the shattered glass from your partner's food.

47. During the meal, complain how terrible the virus is that you have. Proceed to cough and sneeze on everyone's food.

49. Request a waitress.

Ok this is what Bored People like yours truly do. And i'm like, listening to MrHeng talk using the stewpeed skype thingy. And because i don't have a mic, it's a oneway convo for me on MSN, and him on the.. headphones. Which is damn bloody stupid i don't even know why we're having this conversation. What happened to good ol' ringring telephones?
And he's like "shit "-ing & "ohmygawd"-ing to WOW.
Entertaining yah? YAWNS.

Anyway the jokes above are the funniest around. But for the rest, http://www.ahajokes.com/dining.html

loversbynight @ 2007-06-18T20:12:00

2007-06-18T12:13:13Z

Weixian says:

when x (shermaine's bmi value) tends to infinity, the equation become it's constituent constants F A and T

loversbynight @ 2007-06-17T22:09:00

2007-06-17T14:27:36Z

When you were four, could you pronounce fantastic? I don't think i could. But HAHA my smartiepants nephew can! When we asked him what movie he was gonna catch later on, he went "fantastic 4!" damn coolly. AW :)

On saturday we had the "yunnanpeople gathering" which turned out to be the everydaydon'twannasleepatnightyunnanpeople gathering. Haha Weixian was late due to "unforseen circumstances",YinqiGwen&Charmaine were late 'cuz Eric is a vain pig. So i sat down like a hooligan at somersetmrt and waited for 25mins! HAHAHAH.

Kbox-ing was hilarious. Eric secretly loves rapping eh!
I left before 2 for yogaaaaaa, and it was freakin' raining. So my originally poofynicehair became a clump of wet shit :(

Had family gathering after that 'cuz t'was my Grandma's 82nd birthday! :D My cousins + nephews are all so damn cute. And i decided that i'm really good with wee kids. This tiny baby nephew cried whenever someone else other than his Mum carried him, so his Mum couldn't go and eat. But when i picked him up and played with him abit he started smiling + laughing. And is this :D smile. Without teeth!!!! SO CUTE PLEASE. And the Sister tried to play with him, not even hold him, and he threatened to wail

AW. I rock shankew very muchies :)

And my Ahma is too cute hahahha <3

I love watching my uncles+dad play mahjong, and i love it even more when my Dad wins, 'cuz winnings pretty much is split between us 3. HEH :D

Yinqi&Gwen are gonna pretend that the cuteboy that sat next to them when they watched fantastic4 is my nephew, since they're both cute & watched fantastic4 on the same day :D

Oh and today's study plan was a complete flop. I planned to study the whole day after CSI+lunch, but when i went to my bed, i just ploppppp down and slept till dinner T_T

Then during dinner,
Sister: Watching tv after this yay!
Brother: Using comp!
Me: Studying!

And they all laughed :( Wha life damn good.

But some.. unforseen circumstances cropped up after dinner, and i freed myself from it at like 2145. No mood mug alr lah. GRRRR

i realize my Parents are so realistic. If they ask me who i'm going out with & i say people from aj, they hardly ask anymore questions. Nastyy.

Do you believe in magic?

2007-06-14T16:17:43Z

Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
Ill be your best friend and you'll be mine
Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
Cause I want to hold yours too
Well be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds

In truths that she learned
Or in times that she cried
In bridges he burned
Or the way that she died

Ok i just sent a buncha of shitassnice songs to MisterHeng, including lyricssss! WanxinTheGreat or what?

Slept in late today :) Went to amk central with the Mumza and she tried her very first waffle! But she hates it, haha and she wants to put bananas innit. Which, if you think about it, would really be quite yummy. Why didn't the bakeries think of it? Zero innovation due to complacency, i betcha. Sigh. Consequences of price floors.
Ok what am i talking about, since when were there price floors for waffles??

Sent moi to SN!!!!! And jtc is pretty damn slack this year! Hung out & caught up with the everdearest Squadmates and bitched plenty. Yay x10.
Ate morsels of their outdoorcooking food, and ate threeyolks, one&ahalfwhites + fried rice for dinner. And dugged into watermelon and NUTELLLA :)
Missed the JenMersaShu so much, yay today :) Yo Ho get well soon and show me your face k!

So far i've fixed one mini-aeroplane, an helicopter, an ugly dog, a swan, and scooter wooden models :)
Success i say! Even though only the first & last were actually challenging but this is a good start. I shall proceed on to complicated big fat palaces once my Mumza gets them.

It's actually pretty addictive, getting sore thumbs/fingers and close-to-splinters, and thinking for a split second when my hand kanas superglue, that i've to saw it off ._.
Honest. My eyes went O.O , and mouth was :O then i realised that fingernails+saliva works.
HAHA.

Why the eff is my lowerarm aching :(

OH! Two outta the three schools we visited in Yunnan wrote some article about our visit and posted pictures, some of which have VERY VERY x10 unglam shots. Eric's- oops i mean ERICA's forever doing something with his arms, and Zhenkai is officially gay, Gwen The Sumo is super unphotogenic hahah, & YinqiJolene are always too happy. Hhahaha. And i should quit frowning. Most candid shots of me, i realise, are >:( faces. Yuck. Ugly ugly.
Oh but there was a posed shot in which i was smiling demurely. Imagine that!

And credits to Charmaine for the tip-off about the photos.
Friendster comment:
OMG we've got unglam pictures on the school website!

She really knows howta share the love ehh heh.

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Anyway YINQI!: Have fun being bridesmaid/flowergirl tmr with your brightgreennails! Vrrooom (rock) on! :P

ps. why is the mood "accomplished" come with a coffin icon. Accomplished as in accomplished in life? Dead??
Eeeee.

I spy with my little eye,

2007-06-13T15:46:20Z

I had a really really long, shiok, but HOT afternoon nap & a scary dream. I dreamt that my two bottom fronts were falling out, and hanging from like the thin.. thingie. And there was blood everywhere blood overflowing in my mouth dripping out. I had to spit out blood so i wouldn't start drinking it or choke on it but i didn't dare, just in case i spat out my teeth too. I showed my 'Rents& wanted to go to a hospital and they were like, so? no big deal lahhh.
!!!!!!!!!!!
I couldn't talk i think, and i just gestured everything but i wasn't even crying. Hahah crazy.

And there was another dream about pipes. Eeeyer.

I realize i talk to the same few people on msn everyday and SIANNNN. I need more friends! They are damn happening, but not happening enough laaah. Hahaha everyday Namby-pamby & vroomvroomgal only.

Dior & dunnowhoelse are at jtc now AT STNICKS. *Screams* I want go back want go backkk.
Fyi i didn't go today/ stayed over cuz of dengue. Serious. My Mum said that out that at night got alot of mosquitoes so i shouldn't go.
Kid You Not hahahaha funny mama.

Ohwait must talk about bitchy mama. She mistook econs tuition this morning for maths, and drove me to thomson but econs is at adam road. So she just dropped me at a busstop and made me take bus. I WAS 20MINS LATE. THE TUITION IS LIKE FREAKIN' EXPENSIVE CAN!!! Whalauuuuuu. But the busride made me proud of my gut-feeling ;)
It's so crever can.

Yinqi Gwen & i are in conspiracy. Gwen added Benson on msn, and i went to ask him who *insert gwen's email* was, and that *insert gwen's email* asked me to ask him.
And Gwen said ERIC.
So tmr, when the realll Eric, under our command, adds Benson, he's gonna be oh-so-confused :)
Ok cheap thrill i knowww i knoww can't help it my life is all about getting fat eating biscuits finding chocolate at home sleeping building wooden models & muggaration, this is very happening alr ok.

(My Sister is whining about peeing alone in the hostel on the phone. But don't we ALL pee alone??)

Concrete angels

2007-06-12T14:44:35Z

Back to school early ytd for fucking makeup PE & "self-directed training" aka CCA, but - doesn't wanna take responsibility for it yada yada, so it's self-directed training. Aaah wotevaa~

But thankgod i went to school, i saw Optional!
Happiness inside out i tell you :D :D :D
Sooooooo kawaiiiiii <3333

Lunch at AMKhub with the SPORTSCLUBBERS(HAHHAHAHAA), then Dior the Kindest Girl went with me to Hougang to make my ezlink. The biatchy woman served me again, but give her credit, at least she didn't reject my photocopied birthcert & secondaryschool photo haha. And the split second i looked at that blue card, i felt a very strong sense of pride :O
:D Happyshalala lah, i swear haha. I haven't owned a blue card for about 3months alr. Ok now i await the day when i am once again the proud owner of a pink card. But whaseh $150.. :(

We took a bus to thomson plaza, and both fell asleep and missed one stop! Hahahaha. She went to get vegetables, and we both had the yummy yogurt icecream thang :) <3 ish close to lurrvee and sexxxx <3

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This morning the Maazer was being an ass and i reached amk library half an hour late. Dior studied, i napped. Then we went to checkout the books. Read & borrowed a couple bimbotic books. Wha damn cool hahha, bloody funny.

We headed to thomson plaza aka our favourite hangout HAHAHAH for lunch. I ditched my plan on being anorexic & skipping lunch 'cuz i was HUNGRY :S

Maths tuition was relatively productive. Yay.

Weixian is damn funnnnneh, he started the convo on msn with:
HOLY (EXPLETIVE)
you got that retarded pic of me!

No you can't find nothing at all, when there was nothing there all along

2007-06-10T10:36:49Z

I dunno why, but i've a really really hard time uploading pictures on this blog >(
And friendster doesn't want me to upload my yunnan photos either >(
And community.webshots took 3hours to upload 100+ photos, HOW ANNOYING/SLOW IS THATTT. And fyi i've about 500 photos to upload. Haha yunnan people waiting to kop the photos can wait, long, long, long sia.

Yinqi says that emokiaweixian said the chinapeople should get together during breaks, and when i heard i was like AWWW! So unexpected coming from him haha!
Yay we're all so lovable, minus Poseur :)

Oh and after Yinqi told Weixian that she saw me in town, his first response was, "Oh with Eric ah?" HAHAHA LIKE WTF.
And on msn, the first thing ZhenKai wanted to say was, "I heard you & Eric are together"

And my conclusion is... don't confuse HengYingQi, and let her hear even a single whisper of a scandal, however untrue it may be, 'cuz before you know it, everybody thinks it's true. Hahaha! Sialah mouth always got hole one laa that No.1 gossipmonger :D

Nyaha but itish okayyyyy Gwen Sam & i can fangyangguangda our BikerCouple thang :D
Vrroomvroom!

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Oh and this is what Eric's No.1 fan from china, Qingqing said to her:
Keke! Jiejie, ni shi JiajunGeGe de nu peng you ma?
HAHAHAH wtffffff righhhht! (jiajungege = mr eric)

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Ha ok i shall stop talking about china/chinapeople 'cuz their happening-ness secretly has a limit ;P

Tuition this morning with Dior&Theo was yet another $60 wasted :( We should stop it sia. Money don't grow on trees and don't grow with grass. But aaaah temptations. We can "resist everything but temptation"
Temptations to eat/talk/laugh/distract.

Came home, there was yet another big fat fight, and AS USUAL, only little teeny weeny itsy bitsy blas. Childish lah all of you!

Been eating alot of chocolate stufffff and i'm lovin' it. But i feel fatter :(
Neh mind, got cca + makeup pe tmr. Burn calories, BURN.

Ok i'm gone, chicken rice for dinner heehee my momma rocks lah.

loversbynight @ 2007-06-09T23:02:00

2007-06-09T15:28:19Z

BACK FROM YUNNAN. It was funnnn :)

4bags of puke, smelly bus, bumpy roads, dusty city-air, crap for breakfast, oil-is-free salt-is-free meals, cheapo bubblegum, yogurt icecream <3, any icecream everyday, $$, 1kg lollipops, beeg cup noodles, bridge, taitee, heartattack!, long busrides, unglam sleeping photos, bball & vball matches, FANS & idols, mountain walking x1000, grass skiiing!!!!!, shopping, singing, bridge, taitee, heartattack!, love predictions, roomservice suppers, bigchocolatecake delivery for 15, sleepy grace, tv, stayovers, lil' chihuahua-straydogs, china wives, $$, chikopehs, motion-sickness-for-everyone-except-me, unglam sleeping photos, snobbish cheena kias vs <3 cheena students, ice-cream, lollipops, bridge, taitee, heartattack!!!!, late-nights, stayovers, female emperor & male emperors, ge-ges, empresses, smelly horse shite, hairy cow, wink* murderer, swollen hands, big knuckles, archery, cocacola, ship, mahjong master, "kboxing", $$, stayovers, constipations, charcoal, panda eyes, sumo fights, wei-gong, wei-jian, da-pai, da-gu, da-long, eric&benson&VSporn, pillow fights, cat fights, falling off beds, wink* murderer, scandals, 23 glances, puke-free flight back with longs legss.

Yeah pretty much sums up everything :)
Loved group2!: Grace Yingxuan Karmun Natoleee.
And choir people Yinqi Gwen! Charmine Jolene Zhenkai Samantha + Eric Weixian were a fun bunch.
Hahah let's find a time machine, turn back time and go back to when we only had to worry about oily food, carbs, not enough shopping time and running outta RMBs/lollipops. Away away away from reality, mid-years and overdued homework + threats.

Grr.

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Ytd had econs extra lessons. The night before, Yinqi misunderstood an sms and thought i like Eric, and now everyone thinks so too haha.
Had 4u! gathering at Wheelock Sakae. We ate alot, took up alot of space, made alot of noise, and had alot of fun :) Missed that funny bunny bunch, and Dior Biyan Peishan & i got a vending machine each from a vending machine.
Hee :)

Well, shall upload the Yunnan photos soon, 'cuz a picture speaks a 1000 words and i'm kinda lazy to type heh.
Yay to Dior's biscuits & cakes from Japan, and yay to finding ol' JenMersaHo pictures :)

loversbynight @ 2007-05-28T15:08:00

2007-05-28T07:15:23Z

Ok reminders not to msg /call from tues 29th 3am until the wed 6th, 'cuz i'll be at yunnan and my Dad says that charges are quite expandsif.

I'm abit scared now 'cuz according to Grace according to her sister, it's freakin' cold, and so i'm lugging another THICK THICK dark pink jacket there, since the luggage is so empty anyway. And i'm gonna sneak my cushion in after my Mum checks. Heeheehee.

Need to need to NEED TO hold in my puke and get a grip, 'cuz i can't expect Gracie Pok White Hair to be awake from 3am- 6am holding my pukebag for me and all. Haha.

And fingers crossed that i'll be able to stay away from junkfood/supper, so i wouldn't gain 2kg (like i did from Harbin trip. I blame it on the Manpin & the Lorraine for bringing so much food)

I don't know why but my head's giddy alr! )):
Ok pray for me people. MU750 & MU749. If they crash i'm gone.

And if one of them does crash, someone tell fHuUcEk that he's a fucker, & Nylon & Optional that i'll haunt them mwuaha.

loversbynight @ 2007-05-27T16:19:00

2007-05-27T08:34:52Z

I bought a windbreaker today yay. About time too, now i don't hafta freeze during Geog :)
And i suddenly realize the the GSS is not as insignificant as i thought :)
Yay :)

Oh, Nylon & i are super duper x10 unfated, i didn't see him at all on friday! And i wouldn't for the rest of the june holidays :( Eww, unfair.

We were supposed to report to the airport at 115am on tues, but my group has to freakin' meet at 10pm to practise the STUPID song that we're gonna sing. Perform what shite lar. And we're gonna be performing at some public performing place, not school? Like.. oookay. What is the point of us performing, when we are all probably gonna go outta tune. HURR the whoever-decided-that-we-ought-to-perform is fucking stupid.

But heehee i'm damn happy with my luggage it's only half-filled! It's HUGE :D And my Mum's making me bring longjohns, and yoga pants to sleep in hahahaha! How to wear the longjohns when most of the clothes are short-sleeved!

I'm determined to change the Maths tuition timing 'cuz of the other ANNOYINGGG aj girl. She's sucha freak / geek / weirdo / idon'tknowwhat.
Annoys the shit outta me, and she's like damn bloody kpo. DON'T LIKE HER SIA.
And she has alot alot alot of unsightly hair like ew.

Ok my Sister sucks, bye.,